英语小笑话翻译一：
Neighbour: Do you think your son will forget all he learned at college? Father: I hope so -- he certainly can’t make a living by kissing girls!
英语小笑话翻译二：
Conduct and Courtesy Father: The school report gives you a D for conduct and an A for courtesy. How did you manage that? Cuthbert: Whenever I punch someone, I apologize.
英语小笑话翻译三：
Comparison Geoffrey says to his father (who is looking at his son’s report card). "So I don’t get the highest marks in the class, do you get the highest salary in the office?"