英语小笑话带翻译的一：
A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
The woman replied, "A billionaire."
“我把丈夫变成了一个百万富翁。”一个女人告诉她的朋友。
“那他结婚前是什么样的呢?”朋友问。
“那时他是个千万富翁。”
英语小笑话带翻译的`二：
Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you hadfor
breakfast this morning.
Walter: What was it?
Teacher: Eggs.
Walter: Wrong. That was yesterday.
老 师：沃尔特，你为什么不洗脸?我看得出你今天早饭吃了什么。
沃尔特：我吃了什么?
老 师：鸡蛋。
沃尔特：错了，老师。那是昨天吃的。
英语小笑话带翻译的三：
Ma: Pa, I don't think the neighbors like the new drum we got Johnny for
Christmas.
Pa: Why not?
Ma: They gave him a knife and asked him if he knew what was in the drum.
妈：他爸，我怎么觉得邻居非常不喜欢咱们圣诞节时给约翰尼买的新鼓呢。
爸：为什么?
妈：他们给了他一把小刀，并问他是不是想知道鼓里面是什么样的。