小学英语笑话爆笑一：TellmemoreaboutHarry
Boyfriend: I am not rich and don’t have a yacht or convertible like Harry, but I love you, dear.
Girlfriend: I love you, too, but tell me more about Harry.
小学英语笑话爆笑二：Ididn’tcometofallin
A small boy had fallen into a creek. A young women pulled him out and asked him, "How did you come to fall in?"
"I didn’t come to fall in. I come to fish," answered the boy.
小学英语笑话爆笑三：I’mgivingthemtheshells
Mother: Billy, what are you doing?
Billy: I am feeding the monkey. I’m giving them half my peanuts.
Mother: That’s nice.
Billy: Yes, I’m giving them the shells
Mother: That’s nice.