爆笑型英语笑话

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1.半个还是十分之五Half or Five Tenths?

爆笑型英语笑话

Half or Five Tenths?

Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths?

Gerald: I'd much rather have the half.

Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why.

Gerald: Because you lose too much juice when you cut the orange into five tenths.

半个还是十分之五

老师:你愿意要半个柑橘,还是十分之五个柑橘?

杰拉得:我宁可要半个。

老师:仔细想想,说出理由来。

杰拉得:因为你如果把柑橘切成十分之五,那柑橘汁就损失太多了。

 

2. It's not my fault 不是我的错

It's not my fault

Mother (reprimanding训斥,谴责 her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail.

Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. The cat's doing the pulling.

不是我的'错

妈妈(正教训她的女儿):你不该拽猫的尾巴。

女儿:妈,我只是握着猫尾巴,它自己在拽。