英语幽默故事翻译一：
Coincidence A woman was singing. One of the guests turned to a man by his side and criticized the singer. "What a terrible voice!" he said. "Do you know who she is?" "Yes," was the answer. "She is my wife." "Oh, I beg your pardon." The man said, "Of course her voice is not bad, but the song is very bad. I wonder who wrote that awful song." "I did." was the answer.
一位女士正在唱歌。一位客人转身对他旁边的男士批评道： “多难听的`嗓音!”他说，“你知道她是谁吗?” “知道，”男士回答，“她是我太太。” “噢，请你原谅。”客人说，“当然，她的嗓音并不坏，但那歌实在太差了。我想知道那是谁写的歌。” “是我。”男士回答道。
英语幽默故事翻译二：
A Question Professor: Before we begin the examination are there any question? Student: What's the name of this course?
教授：在开始考试之前，还有什么问题吗? 学生：考试科目的名称是什么?
英语幽默故事翻译三：
Hen's Legs Son: Why are hen's legs so short? Dad: You're a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't they drop their eggs into pieces when laying?
儿子：为什么母鸡的腿这么短呢? 父亲：你真笨。如果母鸡的腿太长，它们下蛋的时候，鸡蛋岂不都摔碎了?