英语幽默故事 翻译一：
Clever Thieves Police: When can it be that the thieves broke into your house? Owner: How could I know as my watch was stolen?
警察：你估计小偷是什么时候进入你家的? 失主：我的手表都被偷走了，我怎么知道是什么时候?
英语幽默故事 翻译二：
Birthday Professor: When is your birthday? Kid: May 30. Professor: Which year? Kid: Every year
教授：你的`生日是什么时候? 孩子：5月30日。 教授：哪一年? 孩子：每年都是。
英语幽默故事 翻译三：
Mushroom and Toadstool Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool? Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom.
年少的童子军：我怎样才能把蘑菇和毒蕈区别开呢? 年长的童子军：上床前吃一个。如果你第二天早上醒来，那就是蘑菇。