小学生英文笑话故事一：
Two friends were talking about work, when one asked, "Say, why did the foreman fire you? "
两个朋友正在谈工作。其中一个问：“为什么你被领班开了?”
Replied the second, "Well, you know how a foreman is always standing around and watch others work. My foreman got jealous. People started thinking I was the foreman."
另一个答道， “你知道领班是怎样站在旁边看别人干活的。我的领班嫉妒了，因为别人开始以为我是领班。”
小学生英文笑话故事二：
Johnny was looking at an old family Bible when something fell out.
约尼正在看一本家族圣经，突然有什么东西从书中掉了出来。
He picked it up and looked at it closely. It was a leaf that had been pressed in the pages.
他捡起来仔细地看，原来是一片加在书页中的.树叶。
His mom came along and asked, "What do you have there Johnny?"
这时，他的妈妈走过来问：“你拿的是什么?约尼?”
Johnny replied, "I think it's Adam's suit."
约尼回答说：“我想，这应该是亚当的衣服。”
小学生英文笑话故事三：
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.