最新英语笑话小故事一：Anentranceexamination
In an entrance examination of a conservatory of music, the teacher asked one of the boys, ’What is the most important physiological quality of a musician?"
"To be deaf," replied the boy.
"Nonsense!" said the teacher angrily.
"Why, sir! don’t you know that the most famous musician Beethoven was deaf?" the boy asked in reply disdainfully.
最新英语笑话小故事二：Thepluralformof"child"
Teacher: What is the plural of man, Tom?
Tom: Men.
Teacher: Good. And the plural of child?
Tom: Twins.