大学英语小笑话带翻译篇1
but I'm not listening while doing my make-up.
In class Mary was looking at a samll mirror while combining her hair and doing her make-up. Theteacher noticed and commented, "you shouldn't do your make-up while listening to class."
Replied Mary, " but I'm not listening while doing my make-up."
可我化妆时没听课呀
课堂内，玛丽对着一个小镜子束发，化妆。 老师发现了，说：“你不应该听课时化妆。”
玛丽回答说：“可我化妆时没听课呀。”
大学英语小笑话带翻译篇2
Father and son
Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a
man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
父与子
儿子：爸爸，听说在非洲的一些地方男人在结婚前根本不认识他的妻子。
父亲：孩子，实际上所有的国家都是这样的。
大学英语小笑话带翻译篇3
Turning over
Nurse: oh my god! The patient who has been treated fell down at the gate of our hospital andbecame faint. The police officer is coming!
Doctor: Take it easy. Just turn him over and make that he was walking towards the hospital.
翻个个
护士：不好了，刚接受治疗的`病人在医院门口摔倒晕了过去。警察马上就到。 医生：别着急。把他翻个个，弄出他往医院走的样子。 大学英语小笑话带翻译篇4
Headache
"I have a bad headache. I'll visit the doctor."
"Nonsense, yesterday I had a headache, I dashed home, gave a kiss to my wife and the paindisappeared. Why don't you try it?"
"Good idea, call up your wife and tell her I'll be right over."
头疼
“我头疼的厉害，要去看看医生了。”
“胡说八道，昨天我也头疼，我冲回家吻了妻子一下，马上不疼了，要不你也试试?”
“好主意，给你妻子打个电话，说我马上就到。”