儿童的英语笑话一：Mixeddoubles
Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys?
Nick: Yes, sir. Quite often. I saw it even last night.
Teacher: Please tell us something about it.
Nick: Oh, sorry, sir. My father always says, ’Domestic shame should not be published.’
体育老师：孩子们，你们见过男女混合双打吗?
尼克：见过，老师，经常见。就在昨天夜里我还见过呢?
老师：你给大家讲讲当时的`情形吧。
尼克：啊，对不起，老师。我爸爸常说: “家丑不可外扬。”
儿童的英语笑话二：Essay
Teacher had set his class an essay in "A Game of Cricket". After two minutes Simon Steel handed his paper in and was allowed to go home. His essay read: "Rain stopped play."