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The animals were lly, the lion had an idea."I know a really exciting game that the humans play called football.I‘ve seen it on T.V."
He proceeded to describe it to the rest of the animals and they all got excited about it so they decided to went out to the field and chose up teams and were ready to begin.
The lion‘s team were able to get two first downs and then had to mule punted and the rhino was back deep for the caught the ball, lowered his head and charged. First, he crushed a roadrunner, then two gored a wildebeast, knocked over two cows, and broke through to daylight, scoring six.
Unfortunately, they lacked a placekicker, and the score remained 6 - 0.
Late in the first half the lion‘s team scored a touchdown and the mule kicked the extra lion‘s team led at halftime 7 - the locker room, the lion gave a peptalk.
"Look you can win this ‘ve got the lead and they only have one real ‘ve got to keep the ball away from the rhino, he‘s a killer. Mule, when you kick off be sure to keep it away from the rhino."
The second half as the mule was about to kick off, the rhino‘s team changed formation and the ball went directly to the again, the rhino lowered his head and was off t, he stomped two skewered a zebra, and bulldozed an elephant out of the looked like he was home enly at the twenty yard line, he dropped over e were no other animals in sight anywhere near him. The lion went over to see what had t next to the dead rhino he saw a small centipede.
"Did you do this?" he asked the centipede.
"Yeah, I did." the centipede replied.
The lion retorted, "Where were you during the first half?"
"I was putting on my shoes."