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有翻译英语短笑话大全
what is a traitor?
什么叫叛徒?
young hopeful:"father, what is a traitor in politics?"
有希望的青年人：“父亲，什么叫政治叛徒?”
father (a veteran politician):"a traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one."
父亲(一位老资格的政治家)：“叛徒指的是离开我们党而加入到另一个党的人。”
young hopeful:"well then, what is a man who leaves his party and comes over to yours?"
有希望的青年人：“那么，离开他的党而加入到我们党的`人又叫什么呢?”
father:"a convert, my son."
父亲：“叫改变信仰者，我的儿子。
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senior class
年长者阶层
during the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother, i told him that mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days. delighted by the news, he bent down and gave her a kiss for the occasion. he then announced that he, too, would be celebrating a birthday in few days and asked for a kiss in return.
医生按期来探视我的老母。我告诉他母亲不几天就要庆祝她98岁的生日了。医生听了也很高兴，为此，他弯下腰来亲了她一下。然后他说不几天他也要庆祝自己的生日，并要求她还他一个吻。
when he left, my mother shook her head in disgust. "can you imagine, " she said. "seventy dollars and i had to kiss him too!
医生走后，我母亲厌恶地摇摇头。“你能想象吗，”她说，“付了他70元，我还得亲他!”
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goldfish 金鱼
stan: i won 92 goldfish.
斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。
fred: where are you going to keep them?
弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们?
stan: in the bathroom.
斯丹：浴室。
fred: but what will you do when you want to take a bath?
弗雷德：但是你想洗澡时怎么办?
stan: blindfold(蒙眼睛) them!
斯丹：蒙住它们的眼睛!