最短英语笑话带翻译一：
"Excuse me, but the seat you've taken is mine."
"Yours? Can you prove it?"
"Yes, I put a cup of ice cream on it."
"请原谅，你占了我的`位置."
"你的位置?你能征明这点吗?"
"能，我在位置上放了杯冰激凌."
最短英语笑话带翻译二：
One day, Eve asked Adam,"Doyou really love me?"
Adam said helplessly,"Do I have any other choice?"
一天，夏娃问亚当："你当真爱我吗?"
亚当无可奈何地回答："我还有的选择吗?"
最短英语笑话带翻译三：
Once a superintendent of schools was visiting a three-room school. One room was very noisy, so the man grabbed a tall boy who had been standing up talking. He took the boy into another room and stood him in the corner.
Five minutes later, a smalll boy came out of the first room and said, "When can we have our teacher back?"
有一次，一位督学去视察一个只有三间教室的学校。一间教室非常吵闹，因此督学抓住其中一个正在站着说话的人，把他带进另一间教室，并让他站在墙角。