有趣又搞笑的英语笑话

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计划你的将来 Make your fortune

有趣又搞笑的英语笑话

Make your fortune

"How did you make your fortune?"

"I became the partner of a rich had the money and I had the experience."

"How did that help?"

"Now he has the experience and I the money."

计划你的将来

“你是怎么计划你的将来的?”

“我变成一个富人的合伙人,他有钱,我有经验。”

“那有什么用?”

“现在他有经验了,我有钱。”

律师 Lawyers

Lawyers

A drunk stands up in a bar and shouts, "All Lawyers are scumbags". Another drunk stands up and yells, "Hey, I resent that remark". The first drunk yells. "Why are you a lawyer". "No", said the second drunk, "I’m a scumbag".

律师

一喝醉了的'人在一声酒吧呼喊,"所有的律师都是无赖" 。 另外的一个喝醉了的人站起来而且大叫,"嗨,我反对那一个评论". 开始的喝醉者大叫。 " 为什么你是一位律师?". "没有", 说那第二的喝醉了的,"我是一个无赖" 。

很对 Correct

Correct

Teacher: Jimmy, what are the three words which pupils use most often at school?

Jimmy: I don’t know...

Teacher: Correct.

很对

教师:吉米,学生在学校里经常用的三个字是什么?

吉米:不知道……

老师:很对。