他为什么要叫唤 Why is He Howling
Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet.
Patient: I know. But you are standing on my foot!
牙医：请不要再叫了，我都还没有挨着你的牙齿啊!
病人：但是，亲，你可知道，你踩到我脚了!!!
离婚 divorce
A husband and wife,both 91,stood before a judge,asking for a divorce."I don't understand,"He said,"Why do you want a divorce at this time of life?"
the husband explained "Well , you see,We wanted to wait until the children died."
有一个丈夫和妻子都是91岁，他们站在法官面前，要求离婚。“我不明白，”法官说，“你们为什么到了这把年纪还要离婚?”
丈夫解释道：“嗯，你是知道的，我们以前是哟等到孩子们都死了。”
一年后 In a year
Palmist: The life line in your hand tells that you will die in a year.
Customer: Good gracious! In a year?
Palmist: Yes, but I can't say in which.
手相大师：你手上的.生命线显示出你还有一年将会死去。