今天小编带来两篇经典搞笑的英文版笑话故事..让小朋友们学英语的同时还能感受到故事内容带来的.乐趣..
Teacher:Why are youlate for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
老师:为啥你天天早晨都迟到?
汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,就看见一个牌子上写着"学校----慢行".
Letme take it down
An elephant said to amouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest and most useless thing that I haveever seen ."
"Please ,say it again me take it down ."the mouse said ."Iwill tell a flea what I know."
为我所用
一头大象对一只小老鼠说：“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。”
“请再说一遍，让我把它记下来。”老鼠说。“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听。
there are 3 old friends gathering around together
first said:"windy , isn't it ?"
second one replied:"no , it's thursday."
third said:"yeah! me too , let’s go and have some tea"
第一个说windy,但第二个听成了wednesday,所以他说了今天是thursday,第三个却把thursday听成了thirsty,所以他说yeah! me too , let go and have some tea