英语笑话:A Present

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A PresentKate: Mom, do you know what I"m going to give you for your birthday?

英语笑话:A Present

Mom: No, Honey, what?

Kate: A nice teapot.

Mom: But I"ve got a nice teapot.

Kate: No, you haven"t. I"ve just dropped it.

凯特的礼物

凯特:妈妈,你知道我要给你一件什么生日礼物吗?

妈妈:不知道,宝贝,是什么呀?

凯特:一把漂亮的茶壶。

妈妈:可是我已经有一把漂亮的茶壶了呀。

凯特:不,你没有了。我刚刚把它给摔了。

作业:

The doctor Knows Better

A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital.

His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."

"I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor.

Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I"m not dead. I"m still alive."

"Be quiet, " said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"

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