1、 "Excuse me,but the seat you've taken is mine."
"Yours?Can you prove it?"
"Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it."
"请原谅,你占了我的位置."
"你的位置?你能征明这点吗?"
"能,我在位置上放了杯冰激凌."
2、Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost
my precious little dog!
布朗夫人：哦，亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了!
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an
advertisement in the papers!
史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊!
Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.
布朗夫人：没有用的，我的'小狗不认识字。”
3、Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor."
杰克骑车摔伤,得住院治疗.一位年轻美貌的护士拿着表格让填.仞杰克填好递上表格"还有什么漏填的?"护士问. "有!"杰克想了想说,"我是个单身汉."
4、Wife:You rding to te statistics on thepaper,80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol.
Husband:It's okey. To my investigation,all Thespeopleeat meals.
丈夫:那有什么?据我调查,死于肝癌的人100%都吃饭的.