18个经典中国式英语的笑话

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re you ? how old are you?

18个经典中国式英语的笑话

怎么是你,怎么老是你?

o who and who?

咱俩谁跟谁阿

on’t bird me,I don’t bird you

你不鸟我,我也不鸟你

ave seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers !together up !

你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!

oeverybody! if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,gohome!!

有事起奏,没事退朝,回家?

e you me

彼此彼此

ive Me Stop!!

你给我站住!

is know noknow is noknow

知之为知之,不知为不知...

HSISTER

表妹

onborn dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!

龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!

icanChinese not enough

美中不足

ar come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die

车祸现场描述

13.heartflower angry open

心花怒放

st no mistake past

走过路过,不要错过

15.小明:I am sorry! 老外:I am sorry too!

小明:I am sorry three! 老外:What are you sorry for?

小明:I am sorry five!

u want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有,要命一条

l Li old big. toyear 25.

我叫李老大,今年25。

ave two down son。

你有两下