英文笑话集一：
Visitor: Is this a healthy place to live in?Local yokel: Yes, sir. When I arrived here, I couldn't walk or eat solid tor: What was the matter with you?Local yokel: Nothing---I was born here.
英文笑话集二：
A much worried patient walked into doctor's office asking for help:"Doctor, I don't know what to do. I accidentally drank a bottle of gasoline yesterday!""Oh, Don't worry! All you have to remember is not to smoke in the next few days!"
英文笑话集三：
While taking photos of a bear eating fish in the forest, two journalists found the annoyed beast turned around to chase running, one journalist said to the other:"Can't run any more! What should we do?" "No idea. But one of us will have his photo on the headline (tomorrow)." replied his colleague.