A boy at a swimming pool climbed up to the high diving board. He paused, lifted his arms, and was about to dive when the attendant came running up, shouting, "Don't dive - there's no water in that pool!"一个男孩爬上游泳池的高台跳水板。他停顿了一下，抬起手臂，准备跳水时服务员跑过来了，高喊“不要跳水——泳池里没有水！”
"That's OK," said the boy. "I can't swim! "男孩说：“没事，我不会游泳！”笑话：不会游泳
常见体育项目说法：
race：跑
high jump：跳高
long jump：跳远
gymnastics：体操
skiing：滑雪
football：足球
basketball：篮球
volleyball：排球