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Pain Everywhere
哪里都痛
A man went to the doctor and explained, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."
一个人跑到医生那里,说:“医生,我碰哪儿,哪儿疼。”
The doctor asked, "What do you mean?"
医生问,“什么意思?”
The man said, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, the pain is excruciating."
那个人说:“我摸我的肩膀的时候,真的很疼。摸膝盖的时候——哎呀!摸我的`前额,真的是钻心的疼。”
The doctor said, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!"
医生说:“我知道是什么问题了——你的手指受伤了。”