愚人节快到了，这是西方的一个节日，那么都有哪些整人方法呢?下面带来愚人节整人方法英语版与中文版，欢迎阅览!
【1】愚人节整人方法英语版
1, "toothpaste sandwich biscuit"
The cream, carefully through two pieces of cookies, remove the original sandwich, take out the toothpaste (preferably black toothpaste, taste good! Squeeze right amount to bread, component with personal "diet" habit, finally to bonding, as far as possible do a decent. No specially do you usually use, need to be put to clear place, had better prepare some primeval cream, eat while watching TV, just visit and taste. This is called trolls, and is willing to take the bait. You can also active attack, there please taste, although the risk is bigger, but there must be many people trap.
2, "classics"
Ready for a rice basin or enamel basin (after hit the other can emit loud, loud objects can be) and the phone. Use to call each other a very formal tone, after connect with the following words: here is the music radio, one X (to say don't say real name), Mr/miss Y Sir/miss some song, if you want to listen to, please to dial the number # (the average person can click). Thank you, song is engine "when", please listen to carefully. Then hit a prepared blow, knock only once, issued a "when", in front of the other party not to react, say: thanks for listening, happy April fool's day, goodbye!
This method is applicable to the dormitory, or telephone contact friends are available, and the last is the intimate person. In the process of the other on the phone never laugh, lest affect effect and atmosphere.
3, "artificial barbie"
With garlic, leeks, Onions, carrots, etc made a lovely vegetable flowers gave a lovely little boy. Best in flowers sprinkle a little stinky tofu juice. Will, of course, by a professional flower miss very formal send have effect. I have a big bouquet with skin do card, top write my heartfelt greeting with soy sauce.
4, "transition in the shadow"
Caught by fools object is not beside the computer for a few minutes or intentionally to hold it (can't don't know how to do it?) . Under Win98/2000 to minimize all open window and drag the screen above the task bar and hide, and then use the PrintScreen key to capture the desktop. Open the "drawing" program, press Ctrl + v to paste have just catch a picture, and save it as *, BMP format. Back to the desktop, will have just save images is set to the desktop, and then you will see what call mad...
5, "hardware solution"
Will be a fool display contrast adjustment to a minimum (with black screen for the principle), as a result, unless the other party XinXiRuFa, otherwise very difficult to find the real reason. If you are a fool a little knowledge of hardware and bold, ha ha, so you can have a great chance to look at its own computer "big eight" piece of fascinating scene!
6, "elevator industries"
(1) put a toilet inside the elevator, then sit on it, waiting for the elevator door opened, deliberately use the vision to see the very, very consternation to into the elevator.
(2) when the elevator more hard to play in front of the man's head, and then (partner at least more than two, was beaten people like it a bit smaller) at the same time, surprised to see next to another person.
(3) to point the truth, eat more beans in the morning, in a lot of people in the elevator. Then at a mm.
(4) to come up a lot of people, suddenly take off your pants! Say: look at my inside these pants? - the famous brand!
(5) to make painful expression, suddenly head hit the elevator on the walls, and began to shout: "you give me to shut up! All give me shut up!"
(6) after the elevator door, began to close their eyes silent prayer: "Lord, please bless the elevator door open properly this time, I don't want to closed within three hours, amen!"
(7) pretend to fight mosquitoes, keep the flies away, slapping sound better.
(8) face down the corner of the elevator stand, don't say anything, don't do any action, both stop to which layer the elevator.
(9) with chalk to draw a circle on the ground, then stand in, say to the people around: "this is my territory, you who also do not come in."
(10) deliberately next to someone behind him, with his nose breathing heavily.
(11) elevator start, pulled out a stethoscope the walls start very close examination of the elevator.
(12) when someone is according to the operation panel button, with the voice of the bomb to them.
(13) with a camera (must have a high-power flash), pictures of the elevator passengers.
(14) stare at a passenger, then suddenly grinned, proudly say: "ha ha, I was wearing a new pair of socks, you didn't."
(15) carry the desk into the elevator, when someone into the elevator, asked if she/he make an appointment.
(16) if the elevator only you and another man, standing behind suddenly patted his/her shoulder, then pretend you didn't move.
(17) stretched out his hand to press the button on the operation panel, pretended to be very by electric shock.
(18) blocking the elevator door with the hand, and then tell people wait for a moment, the elevator, said what are you waiting for a friend.
(19) on a pen on the ground, such as someone bent down to help you pick it up, suddenly shout loudly: "hey! That's my pen!"
(20) asking passengers, if you can honor to press the button for them, but press the wrong on purpose.
(21) staring at a passenger, then suddenly back to the corner, with trembling said: "you! You! You are a group of them, what do you want?"
(22) put an alarm clock in cardboard boxes, and then put the box in a corner of the elevator, and other passengers came in, asked whether he/she heard something in the "click, click".
7, "the office"
When a colleague to finish one thing, you ask him (her) is to cold or Fried?
Every ten minutes to the company everyone send an E-mail, tell them what are you doing now, for example, "I'm in the toilet, if you need me, please don't mention it."
Ask new colleague gender, three times a day.
The wastepaper basket on the desk, and labeled as "donation box".
Use nail book unit, with the mouth imitates the sound of the bullet and voice.
Invite passing every colleague to do the chairs in your invention.
8, "great transformation"
You can play this game with your best friend, name is: the big change of the living.
Call your friend to plunge into a stance, posture to correctly, a blank sheet of paper in its mouth, note that this is before the pump it posture, then you take him from the room to another room, everything is ready, you can be so very helplessly say a words: "big transformation! I'm not, but this is the living shit."
9, "modulation taste coke"
After half to buy a bottle of coke, drink, mixed with vinegar, soy sauce, salt, mustard, relish, careful modulation of a normal color smell coke. Meet acquaintances pretended to be to drink, and then generously handed "coke", no alert, thank big gulp down, then brows and mouth spit.
You can also be created in accordance with the law, such as in mineral water into the spirit erguotou wine, against the point into the beer soap and water and so on.
10, "trip to face"
This trick to main body has a certain performance capability, in order to make the object be fooled, otherwise it may matter, an estimate of the consequences...
Walk on the road on both sides of a tree or pole (campus often have such) of the road, suddenly back upward, burying his face in, pretend to be stretched over the trees on both sides of the invisible thread or wire tripped over the face, and then carefully lower the head, pretend to drill in the past from below. Then you can look at the back of the people do!
Note:
1, be sure to notice someone behind you, or you the most is futile.
2, play must be realistic, especially that the stumbling and carefully lower the head to drill at that time in the past.
Unexpected consequence: the man behind the may pose walked over, and then laugh at you silly!
【2】愚人节整人方法中文版
1、“牙膏夹心饼干”
把夹心饼拆封，小心地拨开两片饼干，去掉原来的夹心，拿出牙膏(最好是黑人牙膏，味道不错!)挤出适量至饼中，分量随个人“饮食”习惯，最后加以黏合，尽量做得逼真像样。你一般根本不用特地使用，只需将之放至明显处，最好准备几片原始的夹心饼，一边吃一边看电视，自然而然就有人光顾品尝了。这叫姜太公钓鱼，愿者上钩。你也可以主动出击，到处请人品尝，虽然其风险性较大，但肯定有不少人中圈套。
2、“点歌”
准备好一个饭盆或搪瓷脸盆(其他经打击后可以发出洪亮、高分贝的物体均可)以及电话。尽量用一种很正式的语调给对方打电话，接通后按照下面的话来说：这里是音乐电台，有一位X(可说可不说真实姓)先生/小姐要为Y先生/小姐点一首歌，如果您想听的话，请拨#号键收听(一般人都会按一下)。谢谢，歌曲是动力火车的《当》，请仔细收听。然后敲一下事先准备好的打击物，只敲一下，发出“当”的一声，在对方未反应过来前，说：谢谢收听，愚人节快乐，再见!
此方法适用于宿舍之间，或可用电话联系的好友，最后是较亲密的人。另外在打电话过程中千万不可以笑，以免影响效果和气氛。
3、“人工芭比娃娃”
用大蒜、大葱、洋葱、胡萝卜等可爱的蔬菜做成一个花束送给一个可爱的小boy。最好在花束上面撒一点臭豆腐汁。当然要由专业的送花小姐很正式的送才有效果。我还要一张大大的豆腐皮做花束附带的贺卡，上面用酱油写上我衷心的问候。
4、“移形换影”
抓住被愚对象不在电脑旁边的几分钟或者故意将其支开(不会不知道怎么做吧?)。在Win98/2000下将其所有打开的窗口最小化并将任务栏拖到屏幕上方并隐藏，然后使用PrintScreen键捕捉其桌面。打开“画图”程序，按下Ctrl+v粘贴刚才所抓图片，并将其保存为*、bmp格式。回到桌面，将刚才所保存的图片设置为桌面，然后你就会见到啥叫抓狂了……
5、“硬件大法”
将被愚者显示器的对比度调整至最低(以屏幕漆黑为原则)，如此一来，除非对方心细如发，否则极难发现真正的`原因。如果被愚者稍懂硬件知识且又胆大妄为的话，呵呵，那么你就可以有很大的机会看着其将自己的电脑“大卸八块”的精彩场景!
6、“电梯整蛊”
(1)在电梯里面放一个马桶，然后坐在上面，等电梯门打开的时候，故意用非常非常惊愕的眼光看着准备进电梯的人。
(2)当人电梯较多的时候，使劲打前面的人头一下，然后(同伙要至少两个以上，被打的人要块头小一点的)同时惊讶的看旁边另一个人。
(3)来点实在的，早上多吃点豆子，在人多的电梯里。然后看着一个mm。
(4)上来很多人，突然脱下的你裤子!再说：看看我的里面这条长裤怎么样啊?--是名牌!
(5)突然做出痛苦的表情，把头往电梯四壁上撞，然后开始大喊大叫：“你们给我闭嘴!统统给我闭嘴!”
(6)电梯门关上后，开始闭眼默默祈祷：“主啊，请保佑这一次电梯门能正常打开，我不想再在里面被关上三个小时，阿门!”
(7)假装打蚊子，驱赶苍蝇，发出拍击的声音更好。
(8)脸冲电梯的角落站立，不说任何话，不做任何动作，无论停到哪一层都不下电梯。
(9)用粉笔在地上画一个圆圈，然后站进去，对周围的人说：“这是我的领地，你们谁也不许进来。”
(10)故意紧挨着某人身后，用鼻子沉重地呼吸。
(11)电梯启动之后，掏出一副听诊器开始仔细探查电梯四壁。
(12)每当有人按操作面板的按钮时，给他们配上炸弹爆炸的声音。
(13)带一架照相机(一定要有大功率闪光灯)，给电梯里的乘客拍照。
(14)凝视着某位乘客，然后突然露齿一笑，炫耀地说：“哈哈，我穿了一双新袜子，你没有。”
(15)把办公桌抬进电梯，当有人进电梯的时候，询问她/他是否预约过。
(16)如果电梯里只有你和另一个人，站在背后突然轻拍他/她的肩，然后装出你根本没动的模样。
(17)伸手去按操作面板上的按钮时，装出受到电击的模样。
(18)用手挡着电梯门，然后告诉电梯里的人都稍等一会儿，说你在等一位朋友。
(19)故意掉一支笔在地上，等有人弯下腰正要帮你捡起来的时候，突然高声喊叫：“喂!那是我的笔!”
(20)询问乘客，你是否可以荣幸地为他们摁按钮，但是故意摁错。
(21)盯着某位乘客，然后突然退到角落，面带惧色地说：“你!你!你是他们一伙的，你到底想怎样?”
(22)把一只闹钟放进纸盒子，然后把盒子放在电梯的一个角落，等乘客进来后，问他/她是否听见什么东西在“提嗒，提嗒”。
7、“办公室”
当同事要你完成一件事情时，问他(她)是要凉拌的还是要油炸的?
每隔十分钟给公司每一个人发一封电子邮件，告诉他们你现在正在做什么，比如说，“我正在卫生间，如果你需要我，请不要客气。”
询问新同事的性别，一天三次。
把废纸篓放在办公桌上，并贴上“捐款箱”的标签。
使用钉书机时，用嘴模仿子弹的声音，声音要大。
邀请路过的每一位同事参加你发明的椅子舞。
8、“大变活人”
你可以与你最好的朋友玩这个游戏，名字叫：大变活人。
叫你的朋友先扎个马步，姿势要正确，嘴里叼张白纸，注意这是发功前的姿势，接着你要把他从这个房间变到另一房间，一切准备就绪，你可以很无奈的说上这么一句话：“大变活人嘛!我是不会了，不过活人大便就是这样。”
9、“调制怪味可乐”
买一瓶可乐，喝掉一半后，掺入醋、酱油、盐、芥茉等佐料，精心调制一份色泽正常的怪味可乐。遇到熟人就装作正在喝，然后大方地把“可乐”递上去，对方毫无戒备，一边道谢一边大口喝下去，紧接着皱眉头、张口便吐。
你还可以依法炮制，如往矿泉水里倒入二锅头酒，往啤酒里兑点肥皂水等等。
10、“绊到脸”
此恶作剧需要主体具有一定的表演功力，方能让客体被愚弄，否则可能会贻笑大方，造成不可估计的后果……
走在一个两边有树或者电线杆的路上(校园里面经常会有这样的马路)，忽然向后一仰头，捂着脸，假装被绷在两边树上的看不见的细线或铁丝绊到了脸上，然后小心翼翼的低下头，假装从下面钻过去。接下来你就可以看着后面的人怎么干了!
注意事项：
1、一定要注意到你的后面有人，否则这大半天你就白忙活了。
2、演的一定要逼真，特别是被绊的那一下和小心翼翼低下头钻过去的那个时候。
难以预料的后果：可能后面的人会堂而皇之的走过去，然后笑你傻!